The Farting Turkish!

Early this morning, i walked into the reception, and there was my workmate waiting for my arrival. As usual, i ask him about check outs, people arriving, money income and outcome, etc.  The everyday procedure when changing shifts.

And every morning i hear good stories.

This last couple of days, we have this turkish guest, his name is Hasan, im not a big fan of him, coz you know, when u work in a hostel, you do see a little of everything. And this special guest, is a bit too much!  We had a pretty blonde girl from Santa Catarina, which was taken by my workmate to the dorm she was going to stay in. The room was busy and just when she walked in, he farted, that long and really smelly noise and in sequence of taratata ta ta ta ta ta fart.

She walked out and wait for a few minutes to get back in track!

Then it was time for Hasan to check out, and he wanted to extend his stay, so i told him to move rooms, so he accepted and got his stuff packed. Then the really annoying dude wanted new bed sheets and also a new blaket, coz he slept 3 nights with the same one, and thats unacceptable! haha then i showed him the new room, and he didnt want to go there! just pissing me off. Some people just dont realise how pooo they are. haha

So thats my morning story of the day :)

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